The Chickening is a video game about a chicken who shoots lasers. Out of his eyes. Flying pizza shot out of evil cat heads from Paris, France, Uranus have invaded Earth and transformed the President of The United States of Mexico, Robot Abraham Lincoln, into a piece of broccoli. From the center of the earth the Pentagon desperately dispatches their best agent: Agent 69-420 aka The Chickening. His mission: Destroy Everything and Save the Broccoli!
Requirements: Windows compatible PC, 100megs hard drive space, keyboard, Xvid .avi video codec, Gamepad reccomended
How to play: Press the buttons. Or something.
Known issues: You died: Suggest not dying next time. Did you try pressing the buttons?
Unknown issues: ???????: ?????????
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